December 2010
10 posts
The Bone(r) Collector...
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Real Answer: Pennies (at least I hope).
Warcrafty...
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They call him the Iron Chef…
“tired of you… you suck!!”
September 2010
5 posts
Celebrity Height and Weight Chart...
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Lady Gaga - 5’1, 110 pounds
Heidi Montag - 5’2, 107 pounds
Leonardo Dicaprio - 5’11, 167 pounds
Erin Andrews -5’10, 139 pounds
Megan Fox - 5’6, 114 pounds
Kate Hudson - 5’6, 120 pounds
Beyonce Knowles - 5’5, 150 pounds
Ben Stiller - 5’6, 155 pounds
Johnny Depp - 5’10, 155 pounds
Rihanna - 5’8, 130 pounds
Zoe Saldana - 5’7, 113 pounds
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August 2010
3 posts
That's Jacked Up...
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Looks like we got ourselves another Joker over here…
Celebrity Math...
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July 2010
1 post
Bustin a Cap...
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They may have won this battle, but you still have control…
June 2010
25 posts
Serious Teamwork...
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While mom takes the picture…
Things that Make Me Gag...
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1. When my mom makes me eat watermelons that were sliced with the same knife used to cut the onions.
2. Every time I scrub my tongue too deep with my toothbrush.
3. Going in the bathroom right after someone has taken a dump and a hot shower.
4. When a girl says she’s on her “rag,” rather than saying she’s on her “period.”
5. When old people sneeze into a...
Reasons Why Men Have it Good...
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1. You can sit quietly next to your friend without thinking, “Is he mad at me?”
2. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you simply share a laugh, confirm that the shirts were from Target, and then go have a drink together.
3. You can write your name is snow.
4. You don’t have to deal with tough decisions like choosing between Team Edward or Team...
Japanese Barcodes...
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They couldn’t even leave a few straight lines alone…
Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Watching the World Cup... →
Me: NO!
Mom: What happened? Al Gore?
Me: No, not our goal. Penalty.
Mom: Too bad. (pause) Go move antenna.
Me: (sigh) I told you already, it’s not the TV. The people in the stadium are blowing those stupid horns.
Mom: You mean the Venezuela?
Me: Vuvuzela, close enough.
Mom: …
The Rice Making Bra...
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Finally, a bra that can make its own rice! What took so long??
The Japanese have done it again! Creating these recyclable bra pots that can be filled with soil and rice seedlings (the rice can be watered with the hose that doubles as a belt).
Weird? Yes… but you might as well grow something on a flat surface, right?
Lean on Me...
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Aww… looks like the little boy is having a ball.
Hip Hop Artists Real Names...
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T-Pain - Faheem Najm
Drake - Aubrey Graham
Chamillionaire - Hakeem Seriki
Method Man - Clifford Smith
Neyo - Shaffer Chimere Smith
Fabolous- John Jackson
Soulja Boy - DeAndre Ramone Way
MC Hammer - Stanley Kirk Burrell
Ginuwine - Elgin Lumpkin
Kid Cudi - Scott Mescudi
Coolio - Artis Leon Ivey Jr.
Akon - Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara
Ending on a High Note...
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First meal ever is the same as the last… how poetic.
Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Watching It's... →
Mom: I like to watch a male strip.
Me: What?? (pause) Oh, Meryl Streep… yeah, she’s a good actress.
Mom: And I lick a bald one too.
Me: (long pause) I lick a bald… Alec Baldwin, gotcha!
(Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin are about to have sex in the movie)
Mom: Where you going?
Me:…
Celebrity Math...
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Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: 5 Signs You're Finally... →
1. You stop connecting, and making sense out of every song on the radio (Not Afraid by Eminem is not a song about moving on from a breakup… I think).
2. You stopped wondering if those doctors in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind actually exist or not.
3. You stop acting like a…
Celebrity Math...
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May 2010
18 posts
Cheaper Than a Cup of Joe: Remember Them... →
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order? That was the famous catch phrase from Nickelodeon’s classic sketch comedy show Good Burger. A show about two idiots named Ed and Dexter who always found a way to screw things up while working at the Good Burger….
